Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tookie's Chance Meeting with Richard Pryor; God Apparently Undecided about Comedic Redemption

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger denied noted children's author (oh yeah, and convicted murderer) Stanley Tookie Williams' request for clemency this week and Tookie was put to death. Now, as Paul Harvey likes to say, the rrrrrrrrrrrrrest of the story.

Tookie was convicted of killing four people over two decades ago and now has paid 25% of his debt to society.

While the Governator plainly sees Tookie's "redemption" as a ploy to save his own life, apparently God isn't so fure.

Instead of San Quintin, Tookie now resides in Purgatory, which prompted foul-mouthed and recently deceased comedian Richard Pryor to ask Tookie when they were introduced yesterday, "What in the fu_$ are you doing over here, Ni#*er?"

To which Tookie replied, "I see God wasn't a fan of all of your movies, Richard."

And now you know, the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrest of the story.

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